The “All Smooth” Diktat: Seriously, Are We Still There?
Let's be honest: in 2025, it's crazy that we're still under this pressure to go "zero hair". Almost one in three women under 34 has already been told to completely remove their hair by their partner, hmm...
The Inconvenient Truth
You want to know a funny thing? Most people don't care at all about seeing a few hairs. In fact, they much prefer it to seeing unsightly irritations and ingrown hairs that look like moon craters 😂. Of course, it's not very glamorous.
What is White Shaving?
Simple on paper: you shave everything, down to the last hair and as close (or even deep) to the skin as possible so that there is no trace of hair visible. Smooth skin guaranteed... for about 3 hours. Afterwards, it's a party of little red dots and itching. Super sexy and pleasant, really...
Is it really worth the cost?
Let's talk numbers and reality. A hair grows back an average of 0.35mm per day. That means that the day after your perfect shave, they're already back to say hello. And not in the most pleasant way, we agree.
To maintain this famous "perfect" skin, you would theoretically have to wax or shave your areas every day.
Let's be honest: who has the time, the energy or even the desire to do that to themselves? Not to mention the budget if you go to a beautician: expect to pay around €35 every 3 weeks for a full bikini, or more than €600 per year. For what? A few hours of "perfection" each time.
Let's do the math
In hair removal:
- 45-60 minutes per session (not including travel)
- BUT: it is impossible to remove hair that is too short, you have to wait for 3-4mm to grow back.
- So, between two hair removal sessions, you either put up with the visible regrowth or you shave clean.
- If you want to stay clean: minimum 2-3 sessions per month
- Total: 25-30 hours per year just for hair removal
- No more time for care and shaving between two sessions
- Annual bill: around €2,000 for hair removal + €200 for treatments
With a blade razor:
- 20 minutes per session minimum
- 0.35mm regrowth per day = daily shaving required for zero hair
- That is 180-200 sessions per year minimum
- Total: about 60-70 hours per year
- Not to mention preparation and post-shave care
- Budget: €300-400 in equipment and care per year
In both cases, it's a never-ending marathon where you spend entire days of your life chasing a perfection that lasts only a few hours. Imagine all the other things you could do with that time and money...
The real question to ask: are we not worrying a little too much? For whom? For what?
Imagine all the things you could do with that time and money. A city break to Barcelona, yoga classes, or just sleeping in without having to get up 30 minutes earlier for your shaving routine.
And let's be honest: who's really going to take out a magnifying glass to check if you have 0.5mm or 2mm of hair? Does the person who makes these kinds of remarks to you really deserve to worry so much?
In fact, the trend in 2025 is to stop forcing yourself to meet impossible standards. Your time and comfort are worth more than a few hours of perfectly smooth skin.
Male/Female Specificities: Let’s talk about it!
For these Gentlemen
Shaving your male parts with a blade razor is like playing Twister while balancing on a wire. The testicles are such a delicate area that even the most daring hesitate (personally, Billy's never dared haha):
- Super thin and mobile skin (try shaving a balloon, you'll understand..)
- Folds and corners that complicate the task
- Seriously scary power cut risks
- Red dots guaranteed to grow back
Not to mention the perianal and perineal areas: sensitive and difficult to access areas.
For these Ladies
Women's bikini line is an art. The statistics for 2025 speak for themselves: 75% of French women wax their bikini line (a figure that has fallen by 10 points in recent years), but only 24% opt for the full body. Why? Firstly, because it is a complex area:
- Large area with lots of nooks and crannies
- Ultra-sensitive skin that does not tolerate aggression well
- Ingrown hairs that love to get stuck
- Constant rubbing of underwear
Age also plays a role: 33% of 18-29 year-olds shave their entire body, but this figure drops with age. It's normal, with experience, we understand that health comes first: dermatologists warn of the increased risks of infections with full shaving.
Fun fact: depending on your region in France, habits change. The West and the South are more "team integral" than the rest of the country. Which goes to show that even that is a question of culture! If you have an idea why, tell us in the comments ;)
The Common Point
Whether you are a man or a woman, clean shaving is:
- Itchy regrowth within 24 hours
- Ingrown hairs in friction areas
- Increased risk of infections due to micro-cuts
- A crazy amount of time spent trying to reach the unreachable
Ultimately, no matter your gender, the real question remains the same: is all this stress really worth it?
Why Your Hair Is Actually Your Friend
Nature Is Not Stupid
Seriously, if we have hair, it's not for decoration. They are there for:
- Protect yourself from germs (like a nightclub bouncer for your skin)
- Regulate your temperature (your little personal air conditioner)
- Protect yourself from chafing (because chaffing is really not cool)
The Troubles of Full Shaving
Not to be scary, but still... Close shaving is like playing Russian roulette with your skin:
- Invisible micro-cuts (but they sting)
- Risks of infection (not very fun)
- Ingrown hairs that come back more often than your exes
- Your skin becomes more sensitive than a teenager in the middle of a crisis
Reality vs Social Media
The Myth of Perfection
The networks show us perfectly smooth bodies 24/7. Spoiler alert: it's nonsense. Even influencers aren't smooth 24/7, they just choose their moments to film.
What People Really Think
A recent study reveals the truth: 73% of people find ingrown hairs more embarrassing than a little regrowth. In intimate situations, it goes up to 82%. So relax, no one is going to run away when they see two hairs sticking out.
Find Your Style and Own It
True freedom in 2025 is doing what you like. Short, long, medium... The important thing is that YOU are comfortable. Personally, many find their happiness between 3 and 6mm: it's clear, it's clean, and above all, it's hassle-free.
The Interview Without Taking Your Head
Our policy on the subject is do it your way! If you like your little shaving/hair removal routine then continue and do what you like BUT if it's a hassle for you and you only do it out of social obligation then STOP it and assume what you really want.
So above all, listen to your body, adapt to the seasons (yes, even there), and treat yourself!
To conclude: Love your body and do as you please!
In 2025, it's time to stop stressing about it. Whether you prefer to shave it all off or let it grow out, the important thing is that YOU feel good. Your body, your style, period.
And remember: true self-confidence doesn't come from having perfectly smooth skin, but from accepting who you are. So treat yourself, find your style, and send those who try to dictate how you handle your intimacy packing!
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